Liam & Brig

So, I was thinking…we’ve been getting request for Liam & Brig T-shirts? Wow, that’s a big commitment friends. I mean, we haven’t even been on our 6th date yet in the all important podcaster/listener relationship.

The way I see it, it’s something akin to getting a tattoo of your boyfriend’s name on your ankle after you’ve been dating for only two months. Can’t you even wait until we’ve grown comfortable with each other enough to ensure that when you do head to your next parole meeting or hop on the bus that you could tell your parole officer and fellow passengers what our last names are if asked?

Don’t get me wrong, I think that we’re headed in that direction. It just takes time to develop relationships and such. Plus, I think that I would feel more comfortable with Brig’s face as my desktop background image for a few months before I it became a T-shirt…it all goes back to getting used to things.

Give it time friends, give it time. In the meanwhile, you can listen to my sad song I made while Brig was gone last Friday on a trip to the greatest place on Earth, Colorado.

Dang it, Liam, I was in Wyoming! Can’t you read my handwriting?

I’ll say something witty later, I and Brig are going Pawn Shopping!

Whinney Brits [ 6:59 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (126)

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to work in the burger bussiness? Probably not, but we’re here to let you know what it’s like anyhow. Our guest puts the ex in exciting, so pull up a chair for the next 7 minutes and join us for Joe’s story. I’m sure it’s better than a kick in the leg(s).

“Where did he go?” I bet you were wondering. The deep-voiced villain whose cat and left arm you got to know so well on everyone’s favorite 80s children show, Inspector Gadget, has finally surfaced to share his feelings with us about Gadget and golf.

Have you ever wondered whether or not Brig likes groups of things? Well, it turns out that he really does, but exactly what kinds of groups of things does he like? Well, that’s exactly the discussion this week. We’ll talk about pickles, painters and even prarie dogs…well, not exactly all of those topics are discussed, but you’ll never know which one it is unless you open us up right now on your podcatcher or iTunes. I think you’d agree.

Groups of Things [ 2:44 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (122)

So here’s where Brig tells Liam what to type and he types it, you ready? Here it goes:

“stuff”

Wow, was that all? I’m not going to say anti-climactic or anything, but…

So now, you write something back and it goes on and on. Tell us that you argee with us. We just can’t handle disappointment. Be gentle on us. We don’t want to have to report you to harassment police.

So remember that time when I thought that “E-Mail” meant “Elephant Mail”? I’ve since wised up. I did a Google  for it and found out that I’m not sure I want to use Electric Mail. Things like that scare me. I was once zapped by an electric fence when I was a kid. You can probably imagine how fun that was…turns out it was NO fun.

Here Brig and I talk about our new website! I think that you’ll like it. Brig agrees!

Liam & Brig 3: The Bannana Web [ 4:07 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

My name’s Liam blah, blah, blah. Brig and I are connesuers of sorts. We know our tea and we know our women…well, they’re not really OUR women per se, but we are akin to Dr. Phils when it comes to assessing the behavior or the ladies, only we do it with a semi believable English accent. Go on and dip your crumpets into this week’s podcast. *You won’t be sorry.

* Any promises made here are solely not real. Please do not dip your cumpets in our podcast and please do not expect to not be sorry. Thank you. ~ Management

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So, alright. This is pretty much our first posterooni. We’re new at this whole podcasting thing. Heck, we’re new to the internet! I just learned yesterday what email was! Ya know, it really is great…all the technology we have. Who woulda thought that instead of horses we’d get elephants to deliver mail. “E-Mail,” sheesh! What will they think of next! Well, check out Brig’s theory for sure. It’s not to be missed. I mean, it’s pretty much the best thing EVAR…and Brig agrees.

Liam & Brig 1: Thoughtless Theory [ 2:34 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (134)