Dingo Valley, AU (Libr Press) April 1, 2007 — Early this morning current Innuity super employee was found to be missing. Police found a ransom note circulating on the internet (not released) and Marci’s strangely altered appearance on banking giant Washington Mutual’s website homepage. It’s not clear how long she’d been there when former coworker Brig A. Dune was checking his bank balance to make sure there was enough money there to rebuild his recently forest fired home and noticed Writer Extraordinaire staring back at him.

Authorities are not quite sure how Ms. Crane was abducted. “It’s pretty apparent that the culprit used some type of mind melter,” Said Officer Jones of the Dingo Valley Precinct. “I mean, how else would they get her to pose for a public image like she did. There also appears to be traces of aloofness in her eyes, which may very well be the aftermath of that alien brain-zapper they used.”

The accused still remains at large as interrogation continues with WAMU employees. WAMU Webmaster Tompkins chuckled slightly at the intense questions putting him at the center of this scandal, but no firm evidence h

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Wow, was that all? I’m not going to say anti-climactic or anything, but…

So now, you write something back and it goes on and on. Tell us that you argee with us. We just can’t handle disappointment. Be gentle on us. We don’t want to have to report you to harassment police.